Hey there dudes and dudettes. Well considering this is a travel blog site and the world has shutdown in the blink of an eye due to coronavirus, this is going to be a really different blog and more a historical footnote for us to look back on. So for those of you not in...
New Superpowers & An Armour Plated Arse: A Story Of COOL
24/2/06 Bonjour Powder Freaks and Half Pipe Legends Well, I am currently all DEPRESSED and sitting in a Chalet at Mont Joye just outside Magog in Quebec surrounded by loudarsed school kids and I’m absolutely SPEWING because Avril is out having fun and carving up the slopes with her snowboard ALONE since I...
A Nun’s Fart In A Blizzard In Quebec
17/2/06 Bonjour Snow Bunnies and Ice Queens Well, we are currently in Canada in a rural town called Magog in the eastern townships of Quebec sort of between Montreal and Quebec City… and we’ve just come inside after taking pictures of ourselves in a blizzard with 100km winds and minus 27 degrees so...
How Can I Trust You, You Slept With My Man In New York!
13/11/98 G’Day and a big dog’s bollocks hello to you all… We’re real sorry that we haven’t written in a while, but the UK is sooooooooooo expensive that getting onto the net is really bleeding us… Since our last letter though, we’ve done an absolute poo load of things and since we’ve...
USA: The Bigfoot, The Volcano And Several Naked Gay Men
29/9/98 Greetings crazy funsters Oh my GOD!!!… We’re back in the western world!!!!!!! …And not a moment too soon… The Latino world was fun, but we had run out of our favourite hair mousse and desperately needed to get to the USA before our hair got a major soft-on!!!! Hence we did the...